October 9, 2012

Project Pen

There is pen on the wall,
There is pen down the hall.
It's all over your arm,
and the toy farm!

Pen on your dress,
Oh what a mess.
But you love your dance tights!
No! That pen doesn't make them look nice!

There is Pen on the cushion,
 your butt is gettin' a whoopin'.
Not to mention my shirt,
that whoopin's gonna hurt.

I know, I know there aren't any traces left,
What can I say? My cleaning skills are the best.
But, say "goodbye" to your friend the pen,
Crayons will just have to work in the end.

No...there wasn't a "whoopin'". But you get the idea right? Mom has had it!

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