There is pen on the wall,
There is pen down the hall.
It's all over your arm,
and the toy farm!
Pen on your dress,
Oh what a mess.
But you love your dance tights!
No! That pen doesn't make them look nice!
There is Pen on the cushion,
your butt is gettin' a whoopin'.
Not to mention my shirt,
that whoopin's gonna hurt.
I know, I know there aren't any traces left,
What can I say? My cleaning skills are the best.
But, say "goodbye" to your friend the pen,
Crayons will just have to work in the end.
No...there wasn't a "whoopin'". But you get the idea right? Mom has had it!