Have you ever heard of "Almost" children? Well, I have one.
Don't know what they are? Let me explain.
Me: Ty, will you please clear off the table?
A few minutes pass.
Me: Ty, is the table cleared off? (As I'm secretly staring at it.)
The table has the ketchup, a hot pad, and a glass on it.
Trust me, I'm not complaining! I actually have to just laugh at it. It really is hysterical! It made me think "What would happen if I was an 'almost' mom? Almost fix dinner, almost do the laundry, almost clean the bathrooms. Ha! Wouldn't everyone be absolutely miserable?
Here's a 'woot woot' for being a get 'er done...all the way mom!!